Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Gas Prices

Woo-hoo. Gas prices go up. And the only reason why this is the case is, of course, President Bush. (BTW, if you don't know me, read thick, dripping sarcasm into that last sentence.)

Chalking that up to good old-fashioned Bush-hatred, what I really don't understand is the 50% windfall profit tax. This would appear to be the democrats' way of "reaching out to the electorate" by saying: "Since gas prices are going up, we're going to tax the gas companies more."

Let's see if we can make sense of this. Certain left-leaning politicians (and a couple of centrists) want to impose a 50% windfall profit tax on gas companies, thereby making themselves essentially half-partners. This is bloody genius: it's like owning stock without buying into it in the first place-basically stealing stock. Hell, why don't they just impose a new sort of windfall profit tax on Microsoft, Starbucks, etc. (BTW, that $4 mocha costs more than a gallon of gasoline, if you have trouble doing the math.) The government gets to share in the company's profits without the actual act of investing.

Now, I didn't get a degree in business or econ, so correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems like that isn't likely to help the problem. I figure investments, alongside of profits, allow companies in any field to improve on what it is they sell/produce. R&D, that sort of thing. You know, come up with more efficient vehicles, better energy sources, yada yada yada. Do a better job at what they do.

It also seems to me that having to pay more in taxes and thereby earning less profit, gas companies would be more likely to raise prices as opposed to lowering them. "Hmm. We aren't pulling in as much profit now that the government it taking half of it. Let's lower prices so our profit will go down even more!" Even assuming that prices don't go up drastically, I'm still going to end up paying just as much. Unless the windfall profit tax that goes to the government somehow gets funneled back to me in the form of a check sent to my home address, nothing has changed except that the government has found a new way to get money from taxpayers. We can just call them consumers now.

But none of this is new. Most of these are from last fall:
Walt Williams.
Thorndike.
Glassman.
Tax Foundation.

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Random

A Poem
Long absence burst forth
The business of love-making
Do not be afraid

Coffee was over
Her whole heart was the subject
Most painful regrets
If you are tempted to interpret anything from the poem don't. If you think it sounds deep and meaningful, disabuse yourself of that notion; it is meaningless except for its haiku form. It's completely comprised of randomly chosen lines (except for syllabic limitations) from Pride and Prejudice (the book, not the movie). Just a random birthday haiku for Cal.


Doing Taxes
Certain whaling captains may be able to claim a charitable deduction for whale hunting expenses. --IRS 2005 1040 Instructions for Schedules A & B, page A-1
I am speechless. I am without speech.


Domestic Violence

I went home on Friday to "see my sister" since she was back in Nebraska from North Carolina. BTW, she's officially out of the army and something like 20 weeks pregnant. Scary Uncle Jake is coming this September. Turns out the real reason I went back to the farm was to help my parents tattoo and tag half their calf population this year (only about 30 of 'em) which they really hadn't done yet. It's nice and easy when the critters are only a day old. Little bit more difficult when they're 2 months old and weigh more than you do. Bruised shins galore.


The Movies

Went to see Thank You For Smoking last night with David & J. Couple weeks ago I had read a review on National Review, I believe. Seemed like an interesting premise. Then I watched the trailer at J's last night. Definitely had to go then. If you get past the vulgarity and the sex (no nudity), it's a hoot. There's just something uniquely American about alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and clubbing baby seals. Really, it's a riot. Probably the most fun I've had at a movie all year.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Seinfeld

Always seems to come to mind. I'm recalling "The Comeback," specifically the phrase, "medieval sexual payola." I don't know what else to make of this. All I can say, shuddering, is eeehhhh.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The Lounge

So I just spent the last half hour in the "lounge" reminding myself why I'm conservative. I listened to discussions regarding everything from Iran, Iraq, and Afghanistan; Bush, elections, and his daughters; state regent issues; etc. At no time whatsoever did I hear anything that remotely sounded like a logical point or argument. Most of it was stolen election, breaking the rules, impeachment for lying, yada yada yada. At various points I wondered about asking about their good friend Bill, but just bit my tongue. So the conclusion I've come to: I'm conservative because no one on the other side of the aisle can convince me that they're left. I mean right.

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Who needs math anyway?

Ahh, Racism.

I don't even know where to start...

Some kind of security

From Reuters:

The government says it will encourage firms to hire staff and so reduce high youth unemployment, but unions and students say it undermines job security.


Why would you pretend to care about job security when you have no job?

I'm thinking of Wayne's World...

I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?


What am I gonna do... with job security?

Burn

News brief from the Scrappleface News Network...

At the box office this weekend, Ice Age 2 clobbered Basic Instinct 2 hauling in $70 million dollars, compared with less than $3 million for the Sharon Stone movie. One film is about a prehistoric creature’s struggle to survive and find love, the other is the animated sequel to the movie Ice Age.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Ahhh, Sweet Freedom

Terrific; terrific. Guess what I'm going to look into buying?